List your top 5 favorite fruits.
I used to think choosing favorite fruits was easy.
Then I realized fruits are basically people with vitamins.
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Some look sweet and ruin your peace.
Some look hard and turn out softer than your overused pillow.
And some… honestly belong in therapy.
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So here’s my completely unscientific, emotionally damaged fruit ranking:
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1. Mango
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The dangerously attractive people.
Zero consistency. Full personality.
They appear once a year, disturb your emotional balance,
make life feel cinematic for three days,
then vanish like a government website after login.
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2. Banana
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The simple, dependable people.
No confusion. No emotional puzzles.
Just kindness, consistency,
and replies that don’t require detective work.
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The kind of people
who say “reached home” without being reminded
and somehow restore your faith in humanity a little. 🍌
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3. Coconut
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Looks emotionally unavailable.
Probably replies with “hmm.”
But secretly has the softest heart imaginable.
Opening up to them, however, requires tools, patience,
and possibly divine intervention.
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4. Grapes
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Friend groups.
You invite one person for chai
and suddenly there are eleven people sitting in your room
finishing your snacks and judging your taste in music.
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5. Watermelon
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Looks huge. Feels promising.
But after cutting through all the effort,
it’s somehow 87% water and disappointment.
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At this point, my life doesn’t need healing.
It needs refrigeration. 🍉😭
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Because every time I meet someone new,
my heart starts acting like it found
“limited edition seasonal fruit” again.
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And honestly?
Some people are not red flags.
They’re just fruits you forgot to refrigerate in time.
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Some disappoint quietly. 🍂
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—Rajeshwari 🧿💕
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