Thankfully, Only My Dignity Was Fractured

Have you ever broken a bone?

Have You Ever Broken a Bone?

The moment I read this prompt, my brain did not ask,
“Have I ever broken a bone?”

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It immediately asked:

“Wait… whose bone are we talking about here?” 🤨

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Because honestly, the wording felt slightly suspicious.
Like the prompt was quietly investigating my criminal history.

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For a second I genuinely wanted to reply:

“Your Honor, before I answer, I would like my lawyer present.” 🤭

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But thankfully, no.
I have never broken a bone.

Not mine.
Not anyone else’s either.
Very proud of this peaceful achievement, by the way. ✨

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Which is honestly shocking considering the number of times my toes have violently collided with furniture.

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And I don’t mean a gentle little bump.
I mean full-speed emotional impact.

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One time the swelling was SO bad that I had already started imagining dramatic X-rays (which, unfortunately, I actually had to get done), hospital scenes, and an inspiring recovery journey.

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But apparently my bones looked at the situation and said:

“Not today.” 😌

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Meanwhile I was walking around the house like an injured freedom fighter for fifteen days.🫣

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At this point, my skeleton deserves employee-of-the-month recognition.🤭

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Though emotionally?
Different story.

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A few days ago, I confidently waved back at someone…
who was actually waving at the person behind me.🤭

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And I’m sorry, but some things fracture beyond medical repair.😪

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I still think about it randomly and suffer.

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So no broken bones so far.
Just broken dignity, damaged confidence, and occasional attacks from table corners. ✨

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A cozy illustrated scene of a girl with a bandaged foot sitting beside a table corner, surrounded by funny notes about broken dignity, awkward waving, and surviving life without broken bones.
Bones survived. Dignity… still recovering. 🤭

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With love,

—Rajeshwari 🧿💕

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Comments

23 responses to “Thankfully, Only My Dignity Was Fractured”

  1. Glowith – Glow Every Day, Grow Every Way Avatar

    This was so funny 😭
    “Broken dignity” part is too relatable 🤭
    Thankfully your bones are stronger than your awkward moments 😂

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      At this point my dignity needs more medical attention than my bones honestly 😭😂

  2. vermavkv Avatar

    This is genuinely hilarious and so well written 😄

    What makes it work so well is the timing and the voice — that immediate pivot from a simple prompt into a full internal courtroom drama is brilliant. The “Your Honor, I would like my lawyer present” line had a perfect comedic punch, and the way you escalate from physical mishaps to emotional “fractures beyond medical repair” is clever and relatable.

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Thank you so much Verma ji for such a thoughtful comment 😄 Really happy you enjoyed reading it and noticed all those little details ✨

  3. aniruddhakaul Avatar

    What a brain bone breaking post 😁

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Haha thank you so much Aniruddha ji😄 Glad you enjoyed reading it 🤭

      1. aniruddhakaul Avatar

        Yeses!! Absolutely loved it!!

      2. nihshabdblog Avatar

        Ahh this made my day 😄✨
        Thank you for loving my little chaos so much 🤭

  4. Aptivi Avatar
    Aptivi

    Good morning, Rajeshwari!

    Beautifully written! It’s great that you haven’t broken a bone yet. But, you’ve described your fractured dignity in the most enjoyable way. The cover photo is relatable, and I enjoyed reading the text. ☺️

    Me too, I haven’t broken a bone yet; my bones are strong almost like iron.

    Have a great day! ☺️

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Good afternoon ! ☺️
      Thank you so much for such a lovely comment. I’m happy you enjoyed both the post and the cover photo 🤭 And wow… “bones like iron” sounds very impressive 😄 Wishing your strong bones and unfractured dignity a wonderful day ahead too! ✨

      1. Aptivi Avatar
        Aptivi

        You are most welcome! ☺️

        Thank you so much for your lovely reply! I appreciate it so much! I agree with you about “bones like iron”. 👍

        You made me smile today! ☺️

  5. Prisca Chinyere Avatar

    Very funny and inspiring 😀

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Thank you so much Prisca 😄✨ Glad it made you laugh a little and smile too 🤭

  6. Girish Mani Avatar

    Yeah…. Those furniture and especially it’s corner catches us so many times….. I think it just attracts that…. And the pain, tell me about it…. It’s unbearable. We get pain and angry at the same time….😄

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Hahaha true Girish ji! 😄 Those furniture corners wait silently like hidden enemies… and somehow our little toe always finds them perfectly. The pain is so sudden that for a second you don’t know whether to cry, scream, or get angry at the table itself! 😆

  7. Vijay Srivastava Avatar

    Rajeshwari ji,
    This was honestly one of the most entertaining and relatable things I’ve read in a while. 😭

    The way your brain immediately went from
    “Have I ever broken a bone?”
    to
    “Wait… WHOSE bone are we discussing here?”
    absolutely took me out.

    Your humor feels effortless because it comes from real-life awkwardness that everyone secretly understands but rarely admits out loud. The dramatic imagination after a toe injury, emotionally preparing for an entire recovery documentary, while the bones themselves casually refuse to cooperate…
    That entire section was painfully funny.

    And honestly, “walking around like an injured freedom fighter for fifteen days” deserves literary recognition.

    But what made this even more lovable was the emotional twist near the end.
    Because somehow the tiny embarrassment of waving back at the wrong person truly does hurt more than physical injuries sometimes.
    Those are the moments that randomly return at 2 a.m. just to personally humble us again.

    “Bones survived. Dignity… still recovering.”
    That line was perfection.

    What I really admire in your writing is that you turn ordinary human embarrassment into something warm, funny, and strangely comforting.
    People read this and laugh not only because it’s hilarious, but because somewhere they quietly see themselves in it too.

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Vijay ji, I don’t even know how to reply to this properly because this comment itself feels beautifully written 😭✨Thank you for understanding the humor, the awkwardness, and even the tiny emotional parts hidden inside it. It genuinely means so much to me that something so silly and personal could connect with someone this deeply 🤭💛

  8. ganga1996 Avatar

    Glad you have not broken anyone’s bones 👌👌👌👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😃!

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Haha thank you 😄✨ Very proud of my lifelong record of zero bone-related crimes 🤭

  9. KK Avatar
    KK

    Loved the fun here, and the message conveyed between the lines. A spectacular piece 👌👌💫✨😊

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      Thank you so much KK😊✨ Really happy you enjoyed both the humor and the little emotions hidden inside it 💫

  10. loia Avatar

    😂😁😎💯 `’.,°~

    1. nihshabdblog Avatar

      🫣🤭😂

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