If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?
**If There Were a Biography About Me, It Would Be Titled:**
“Currently Loading… Please Do Not Disturb.” 🔄
Because I am not a finished personality.
I am an update in progress. 📶
This biography will not follow a timeline.
It will follow mood swings. 🌪️
Some pages will smell like filter coffee. ☕
Some like burnt tadka. 🔥
Some like ambition. 🚀
Some like “why did I say that?” 😶
I am the kind of person who:
• Wants peace ✨
• Chooses chaos 🤦🏻♀️
• Complains softly 🤍
• Handles loudly 💪
• Says “leave it” 😌
• And never leaves it 👀
Consistency? Questionable.
Commitment? Unmatched. 😎
My biography would include footnotes like:
1️⃣ She overthinks, but efficiently.
2️⃣ She loves hard, but pretends she doesn’t.
3️⃣ She says “I don’t care,” but remembers everything. 🧠
There will be a section titled:
“Why Am I Like This?” 🤷🏻♀️
No answers.
Just vibes. ✨
I am not mysterious.
I am just running multiple tabs in my brain. 🖥️
And one of them is always playing background music. 🎶
This is not a story of struggle.
This is a story of range. 🎨
Happy. 😄
Annoyed. 😑
Calm. 🧘🏻♀️
Sarcastic. 😉
Philosophical at 2 PM. 📖
Hungry at 2:05 PM. 🍽️
The last line?
“She wasn’t dramatic.
She was detailed.” ✍️
—Rajeshwari 🧿💕